It had been a long day. Nothing but projects, homework, and work. Nothing in this town stays open past 10, so Denny's is the place to be for anyone that doesn't have a set bedtime, even if they are in college.
We get there, my husband, cousin and I and look over the menu to order. We see 4 boys, (college age) hopping over the fence outside of the Denny's (the fence was used to protect the shrubbery around the Denny's windows and restaurant.) They were trying to sneak up on this couple that were seated right by the window and were attempting to scare them. I got their attention from across the room that someone was trying to be extremely immature and scare them. They turn around and they clearly recognize the boys.
They then proceed to yell "HEY, COME IN AND EAT SOME FREAKIN' DENNY'S!" They were trying (at the expense of people around them) to have a full on conversation with these idiots THOUGH THE WINDOW! Instead of me, (my mistake) trying to warn these people, at which I thought were innocent bystanders, about to be "zoobed" by the boys outside, they join in with them! The conversation ended with "YOU ARLEADY ATE? SCREW YOU MAN! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! HAHAHAHA!"
First off, why are those boys there if they already ate somewhere else? How does that make sense, even in Zoob land? These people are so immature, they are from a different planet! I view this place as a jungle, and the Denny's is the watering hole, where all the zoobs congregate. Sometimes you think there might be something in the water around here, because if you stay here to long, you might turn into one.....
Welcome to your first day in the life of a stranger living in zoob Land. A couple of months this song was introduced into the world. And for some reason I watched how this culture accepted it with open arms.I can't seem to wrap my head around that fact that all the zoobs here love this song??? Why is that?? I do not understand. Zoobs here are not intelligent I do not mean academically smart, I mean common sense smart. There have been a phenomenal amount of people who love this song so much that there have been BYU students who have dressed up to mimic Ylvis to a BYU football game. I have always had to ask... WHY? I will let you first see or probably re-see the music video for the full effect. Here it is...
Explain why all the humans dressed up, in animal costumes, are in the forest doing some ritualistic dance as if there were doing witchcraft. And how does the fox communicate to the horse? Hello?!? there is something wrong here.
This song has exploded in popularity. When I listen to it and when I watch it I cannot help but look completely dumbfounded. This song is completely, 100%, just downright, stupid. There is no intelligence here. In fact, I feel as if I am losing my own brain cells by just dropping to their level. The producers were on crack to have created this video. I do NOT understand how there could possible be 226 million views on this video alone. This is on the same level as the PBS T.V. series Teletubbies or Boohbah:
A type of entertainment for the extremely young between the ages of 2-6. Because at 7, the child has grown out of it and moved on to Disney's Phineas and Ferb:
Or sometimes, if I am in a good mood, I might say
that, maybe, it would qualify for a children picture book. Let me read you some
lyrics:
A good friend of mine is in a Motion Pictures
Essential class and the question was raised "Why is 'What does the fox
say?' so popular?" when discussing how to create a good plot. His answer
"They are prying on the stupid of our society." I honestly can't see
why anyone who is educated would like this song. There is nothing uplifting
about it. Yes, it is clean but also has no substance. Good things will last,
but the stupid will be forgotten.
Here in zoob land, it is popular and I cannot see as
to why. We are taught to become an educated, diverse, cultured people. We need
to rise above the dumb things of this world.
So I want to pose the question...what does the zoob
say?
