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Q.What is a Zoob?
     A. A Zoob is someone who is Mormon and has internalized the oddity of the Mormon Utah culture.

Q.Where did the term originate?
     A. The term was coined by the University of Utah enemy to the cougars of Brigham Young University as an insult, to mean that we are as strange as animals and we should belong in a zoo. We have broadened the range of those who fit into this category to the whole of Utah and even a select few outside.

Q. It is derogatory?
     A. Only if you want it to be. Yes, we are making fun but even I sometimes do zoobish things and would argue that we all do at times.

Q. Why should I believe what you say?
     A. Because we all have an infinite of knowledge and y'all should blindly do everything that we say.

Q. Should I get offended if I fit into some of these categories?
     A. It is your choice.

Q. If I am a Zoob does that mean that I belong in the zoo?                                                                  
      A. If you are seriously asking this question then yes go to the zoo and communicate with the animal who have the same intelligence as you do.

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